“I hope I be a man someday.”
While in Target … “Hello! My name is Very Good Customer.”
“My hand is pwetending the curtain is her mommy and daddy.”
“It’s waining. It’s pouring. It is so waining us never gonna play soccer!! I so fwustwated.”
While helping me fold laundry … “When I grow up I going wear a bra bigger than this and my boobies won’t be floppy.”
Me: “Who is in charge?”
Ellie: “Mommy.” After a long pause and spoken a little quieter: “I’m a little in charge.”
“Why is Daddy dancing like that?” said while watching Rick edge the yard with a weed-wacker.
“Mommy, can I kick Grandma today? We’re going to do a lot of kicking at the park.” Before you think our children are abusive …Our kids love to pretend to kick the people pushing them while they swing. No grandmothers were injured at the park, I promise.
“I need a napkin. I spilled email on my chin, and Zachary put email on the table.” Translation: “We got OATMEAL everywhere!”
Me: “Did you hear a story at VBS today?”
Ellie: “No. We just had a special lady come in and talk about Moses. Then she told me to be quiet.”