Recent Kid Quotes
Me: “Is that your writing hand?”
Zach: “When I have chips in my hand it is.”
Me: “What would you like for lunch?”
Ellie: “Do we have any strawberries?”
Me: “No. Sorry, babe.”
Ellie, looking into the refrigerator: “Hmmm … what else can I dip into chocolate?”
Zach, praying: “Thank you, God, for Daddy and Ellie and Grandma and Grandpa. And please help Mommy to work faster.”
Me: “Why do you two always wait until I’m ready to eat to tell me something you want?”
Zach: “‘Cause we like you to eat last.”
And overheard at recess …
A 1st grader: “I’m just worried that I’ll do bad in math because of my brain.”
A preschooler: “I just really like boobies.”
And my personal favorite quote of the month comes with visual aids.
From a 5th grader: “Is that Will Ferrell?”
We were watching the pilot movie of Little House on the Prairie. What do you think? Do you see a resemblance?
I guess I can see Ferrell playing a spoof of Charles Ingalls … I wonder who would be Mrs. Oleson?
Posted on February 18, 2010, in Ellie-isms and tagged kid quotes. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.
I just really like boobies?!? No way!
Hilarious stuff! Thanks for sharing.
Will Ferrell as Charles Ingalls = awesome! I see Kelly Ripa as Mrs. Ingalls!
ARGH! Why can’t we eat in peace!! We serve the food, pray three different prayers, get up for Molly, get up for Griffin-and Aidan is done eating before I have a bite! Then they seem surprised that I tell them that I would like a crescent roll, too!!
Sorry, I’ve never vented about that before.
And as to not getting things done-my mom sent me a new book ’nuff said.
Your kids crack me up!
How about Heidi Montag as Nellie Olson?
Hysterical, as always.
Also, I’ve selected you for a Beautiful Blogger Award.
http://firefeet4him.blogspot.com/2010/02/beautiful-blogger-award.html