October Ellie-isms and Zach Attacks
October 31, 2009
Me: “What is this fuzz? Are you growing something between your toes?”
Zach: “Um … yeah. It sounded like a good idea.”
Ellie: “Daniella has this same shirt! She wore it on Monday.”
Me: “Today is Monday.”
Ellie: “Yeah! That means me and Daniella are the same and that makes us dental twins!”
Ellie: “Um, Mom? What exactly is the point of apple-picking if we don’t actually pick any apples?”
Zach: “I’m pretending my underpants are an elevator.” (I’m sure you can imagine what that looked like!)
Ellie: “Boys have penises, but I have a ah-jine-ya.”
Me: “Vagina.”
Ellie: “Right. Vagina. Just like China. VAGINA CHINA!” (It was quite a victorious shout, kind of like a battle cry.)
Ellie: “T-Rexes eat meat. We are meat.”
Ellie: “What?! Mom, did you know that elephants have over 100 puzzles in their trunk?!”
Me: “You are not being nice. You keep kicking and hitting and kicking and hitting. You need to stop or we won’t play any more.”
Ellie: “Hey! That’s a pattern!”
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carpoolqueen | November 1, 2009 at 7:54 AM
Please warn me about body parts – I HAD coffee in my mouth….it is now on the computer screen.
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Monica | November 2, 2009 at 9:46 AM
I love the “hey, that’s a pattern” comment! Sounds just like something that would come from my girls!