Daily Archives: April 30, 2009
April Ellie-isms & Zach Attacks
Here’s your monthly dose of Ellie-isms and Zach Attacks. I must warn you: Zach definitely ruled this month with his kid quotes. He is hysterical! But Ellie collected her crown for drama and funny faces. I love it. ENJOY!
Zach: “I’m faster than a race car, and you’re slower than a slow race car.”
Grandma: “Can I have one of your cars?”
Zach: “If it’s way cool, then it’s not for you.”
Zach, while riding his bike: “I am stronger than this hill!”
Zach, also while riding his bike: “Look at me. I’m going allegro!”
Ellie: “When I grow up, I’m going to have five children. No — NINETY-five children!”
Ellie: “I wish this park had a ‘No Dogs’ sign. TWO?! 
That’s too much. I’m going to make signs for this park!”
Ellie: “Mommy, look at your daughter’s face. Does she look happy or sad about what you just said?”
Zach: “Mama, look who’s sticking their tongue out and wants to go to sleep.”
Ellie: “Look who’s not sticking their tongue out and wants to go to the mall.”
Zach: “I know what these are for. This knife is for cutting boxes and those scissors are for cutting paper and paper covers rock!”
Ellie, with swollen and itchy eyes, thanks to seasonal allergies: “I like life better when I don’t feel like this.”
Zach, upon seeing our pollen-covered car: “Oh, no. Mom, the sun pooped on our car.”
