Daily Archives: August 20, 2008
I try to keep this site clean, but …
… with a boy in the midst of potty-training who will do anything to make his sister laugh, it’s difficult. Here’s a direct quote from this morning.
Zach: “Mommy, I’ve got a package for you. It’s in here.” (Being completely serious, he then pointed to his nether-region.)
Me: “Um … what is it?” (At this point I’m getting nervous because I never know what to expect with these kids.)
Zach: “It’s a package. You know what’s inside?” (Still pointing.)
Me: “Your diaper?”
Zach: “Nooooo. What’s inside the package, Mom?”
Me: “I … have … no idea.” (Meanwhile Ellie starts giggling like I’m missing out on the funniest joke ever.)
Zach: “It’s poopy. And it’s for you. Do you want to open my package?”
Yeah. I should go take care of that.
